Blog 1. This....is.....SEWIOUS!!

Haha, this blog stuff ain't gonna be pretty, but WHAT THE FIRETRUCK, might as well do it anyway.

This is Connor, I think, possibly, hopefully.....guess you'll never know!! muahahahaha
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I really hope the blogs are supposed to be at least 150 words long, at least, because I've totally forgotten everything that we got told during the first 2 weeks of the school year.
XD

How about them Saints the other night?! They pretty much OWNED the San Diego Chargers in the Dome the other day. And that guy with the 76 yard TD should definitely be in competition to take the RB position soon.

Well, guess it's time to get to something I loathe with a passion......math......

I think I'mma talk about limits, since thats most of what we've done in the past weeks.
Better yet, I'll talk about the discontinuities of graphs and how they mostly don't have limits.

A discontinuity occurs when a graph doesn't have a definite limit.
You can figure out when you have a discontinuity if you can't plug whatever x approaches into the equation of the graph.
example: lim x^2/x-9
x->9
you can't plug 9 into the equation, so you most likely have a discontinuity
The question is, what kind of discontinuity is it?

Well my friends, it's time I introduce you to our 3 types of discontinuities:
1) Removable: This happy-go-lucky fellow is one who is housed on the actual graph, but he is not filled in on the talk of the graph, but he is considered a limit at times, usually when he goes into Ninja mode and sneaks into the graph.

2) Jump: Ahhh, the magic of science helps to create this type of discontinuity. It approaches a point from 2 different directions at different places! That's science at it's best. It uses the "warp" method of transportation to hit a certain point on the graph, and then it pops up somewhere else on the same x point, but at a different y point. It's a freaking genius man. And you can't see it move from one point to the other, so the two points don't connect at all. Sometimes he works with the ninja-like removables, but that's on rare occasions.

3) Vertical Asymptotes: Dude, these motherfudgers are so awesome, they don't even touch a point, they just approach them, and that point is never heard from again... Usually, they consider themselves too high classed, or too low classed, to be seen with the other types of discontinuities. They end up calling themselves either the Infinites or the Negative Infinites. Those two biker gangs just dodge everything else on the plain and stay to themselves. They aren't that violent. You should meet them some time. They like classic muscle cars.

And that was the story all about how their limits got flip turned upside down. And I would like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
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